Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Har de Har Har

For your funny bone, Mamakohl proudly presents
The Duck and Stealth Comedy Hour

Why did the chicken cross the road?  To get to the other side

Why did the crab cross the road?  To get to the other tide

Why did the rainbow get some oil?  ‘Cause the mouse won’t stop squeaking!

What do you say when you meet 7 monsters?  Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello

Why is 6 afraid of 7?  Cause 7-8-9

Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Boo.  Boo Who?  Don’t cry, it’s just a porcupine joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?  To read a book!


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