1. When they ask for an epidural at 1 centimeter, it's going to be a long night.
2. The only thing more precious than a brand spanking newborn baby is a brand spanking newborn Grandpa.
3. Cafeteria chicken strips and mashed potatoes at 1 AM will rival the Hoover Dam anyday - NOTHING gets past it.
4. An older male obstetrician can be so much cooler and with it than a young female OB. You know, anyone who will discuss the finer points of imports and microbrews in between pushes and hates Bud Lite is a good man.
5. A raging bitch can turn into a goddess - if you give her 3 years or so. Apparently, a nurse CAN learn from telling a laboring woman that she cannot make noise 'cause it will wake folks up and the subsequent verbal bitch slapping that came from saying just that.
6. Seeing a brand new family can make you miss yours more than anything in the world.
7. The best feeling in the world is coming home after a marathon and having your children and your husband climb into bed with you - just because they missed you and want to spend time with you - even if you're sleeping.
8. Slight shoulder dystocia can be resolved while keeping the perineum intact - but you'll never forget the sound of those shoulders popping free.
9. A placenta is NOT like a field of dreams - it will come even if you don't do a damned thing at all. Certain folks would do well to pay attention to this fact.
10. Every time a woman gives birth, she changes the world.
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new baby today?
:-)
i esp. love your point about missing your own family when you watch a new family at a birth---how very true! and sweet, sweet about your boys all climbing into bed with you afterwards---sigh....
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