Ladies, listen up. I'm about to tell you the secret to girly fabulousness. Ready? Here it is:
Go out and get yourself a gay man.
I have had many gay boyfriends in my life, but one has been with me through thick and thin, bangs and bell bottoms. We've been tearing shit up for 12 years now and it just gets better and better. I'm certain we'll still be raising eyebrows and standards when we're in our 90s.
Yesterday JFL came and spent the day with me and I have to say, it was long overdue. A whole day of shopping and noshing and dishing. LOVE IT.
Viva la Queen, JFL. And I'll have you know, I will forever be looking for the perfect prom dress in a size 22.
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