Saturday, June 10, 2006
Gonna get me some Peaches
No, not the fruit. The dog. I loathe little dogs. I mean that - pretty much across the board, I detest dogs under 45 pounds. There are only 2 exceptions: 1) my MIL's dog, Bo, who can somehow steal your food and then convince you it was your own damned fault anyway, so just shut the hell up and pass the the fucking cupcake already, and 2) Peaches.
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I always thought I hated small dogs too. But then there was Billy. He made me see that their size is only but a brilliant decoy, used to trick us humans into dropping our guard so that they can take over the world. So now I've refined it to "yappy dogs", not just "small dogs".
You would love billy.
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